Gaza Aid Spots Now Doubtful Adventures in Orchestrated Chaos and Catastrophe

#Satire #GazaAid #WorldPeaceFail #CharityChronicles #NotHowThatWorks By: TheJestPress.com GAZA CITY — The Gaza Humanitarian Foundation, which bravely arrived last month with the goal of distributing aid, was shocked this week when their food truck was inexplicably mistaken for the world’s deadliest piñata. Reports from the Kumbaya Relief charity’s spokesperson, Terry Peaceplus, say that the…

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I saw some show recently where someone said that all they knew about wind turbines is that "they blow". 🤦‍♂️

#WrongWrongWrong #NotHowThatWorks

Technically, all turkey is ground turkey, because turkeys can't fly.

#Cooking #NotHowThatWorks

When we were in elementary school my parents took me and my younger brother outside at night to see a comet we were told about in school.

We couldn't see the tail because it was pointing away from Earth, but my brother swore that he could see it because he "ran all the way around the block when we weren't looking" and he could see it from there. 🤦‍♂️

#RandomMemories #NotHowThatWorks