Maybe it’s just me, but if Apple axes Twitter from the App Store, I just don’t see people buying a Muskphone. I mean, sure the super-fans might. They’ll do whatever spacegrifter1 tells them, but it’s more a bluff than anything. The amount of R&D needed to build out phones for a saturated marketplace, to try to keep the Twitter iPhone user-base is a bad idea wrapped in a bad idea. If the Google store joins Apple? RIP. I mean, a web-interface would still be accessible from those devices, but…

I get Apple pushing for content moderation, and trying to use their considerable influence to make demands. I actually also get Musk disagreeing, wanting to run his now shitty company the shitty way he shitty wants. Elon knows Apple nixing the app would decimate his user-base more than it already has, and ad partners are fleeing in droves. Gonna be a hard for Elon to hold the line if Apple really is convicted to follow through.

Anyways, I’m eating a chocolate croissant, also known as bread that you pronounce wrong to the French. #panauchocolat #croissant #apple #muskphone #loltrash

In my head #Musk was redeemed slightly by his overarching goal of saving the species from itself.

Seeing #muskPhone news, I realised those rockets are for his disciples. It's not "for all mankind", it's for his nascent sub-species. Homo Faciem Palmam.

#DouglasAdams had his Golgafrinchams divest themselves of the most annoying elements of their culture in a fleet of giant spaceships. We're going to populate the universe with ours. To paraphrase Arthur Dent "can you imagine a future... Populated with that lot".

The division worries me. Whilst it's nice in here and all, I wonder if the Greeks felt like that before the Visigoths arrived 🤔. Sigh. And all the while we and they have a literal order of magnitude more in common than any of us with the billionaires.

Also why is no one calling the #twitter debacle #ElonGate. Oh wait they are 😆🤷

I've been dying to get a phone that would spontaneously combust in my hands.

#MuskPhone #MuskEffect