Adventkalender Tag 3: K2 mag den Inhalt nicht (ein Energyball)😌
#Fedieltern #momfail
Spirit Week at dance classes for a 6 year old. WTF is this?
Meanwhile, I am truly the worst type of “dance mom.” My best plan for organized dance involves twirling barefoot on a steep lawn. #MomFail
Had a rough night of sleep. Woke at (what I thought was 5:40am, but I can't see without glasses) and panicked. Younger Kidlet needs to wake at 5:20am to get into the shower in time for the bus. I jump out of bed, gathering my clothing & phone & glasses, quickly dressing as I stumble down the hallway, mumbling about sleepy teens & Mondays. I storm into his room yelling at him to wake...he overslept... Then I notice his alarm clock says 3:42 & omfg. Yeah. #MomFail
It’s been a long couple of weeks… microwaved my son’s string cheese instead of the hot dog 😂. #momfail
CSL director just called to verify Ruth's birthday b/c apparently I listed Ruth's birthday as today instead of tomorrow and camp made cupcakes for today. #momfail #ooops

Periodic "note to self" reminder that "caramelized" and "carbonized" are distinctly different states in which onions might exist.

#oops #extraCrispy #cookingWithADHD #momFail #atLeastThereWasBacon

K2 hat öfters Ohrenentzündungen. Diese behandle ich immer gleich. Heute hat das Kind 2 Stunden nach Gabe von Ibuprofen über aufziehende Schmerzen geklagt. Die Kinderärztinnen-Praxis hat uns dazwischen geschoben (danke dafür 😊).
Das Ergebnis? Fette MOE kurz vor Durchbruch, 10 Tage Antibiotika.
Dazu ein sehr, sehr schlechtes Gewissen, ob ich nicht früher hätte in die Praxis fahren können. #momfail

Me: did you just call your dad a simp?? I did not raise you to behave like that!

17: I hate to break it to you mom, but you absolutely did

#WhyIsHeLikeThis #MomFail