Spirit Week at dance classes for a 6 year old. WTF is this?
Meanwhile, I am truly the worst type of “dance mom.” My best plan for organized dance involves twirling barefoot on a steep lawn. #MomFail
Periodic "note to self" reminder that "caramelized" and "carbonized" are distinctly different states in which onions might exist.
#oops #extraCrispy #cookingWithADHD #momFail #atLeastThereWasBacon
Me: did you just call your dad a simp?? I did not raise you to behave like that!
17: I hate to break it to you mom, but you absolutely did