I managed to gunk up the dishwasher filter with cheese. #MidwestProblems

I always wondered why I manually close each of the Safari tabs that aren't just the one Safari tab that I want to thoughtfully reuse, and I've realized it's because I don't want to be wasteful.

#MidwestProblems
#SWTPD
#DoingBetterTogether

tl;dr: MY WINDOW IS FROZEN OPEN

(Once, in Wisconsin, my clothes froze in the dryer. #MidwestProblems )

@shoeberto #MidwestProblems
Actually last year I got a lamp, but didn't really use it much. Maybe I should bring it into the office.