My A1C crept up to 5.7, so apparently that means a new chapter of culinary austerity begins.

#MiddleAgeSucks

@JamminJerry Yeah, get a good one too. Don't skimp.
I'd be dead without mine. I've taken to using it a lot more this year and I'm glad for it. I didn't use them as much as Ishould have for a long while but now I need that shit. #MiddleAgeSucks

The least pleasant surprise of the evening is how unforgiving the metal plate attached to the front row barrier would be. My feet hurt SO. BAD. I did okay getting to the car, partly because I had to and partly because I hadn’t sat down yet, but I can barely put weight on them now that I’m home.

My current hypothesis is that bourbon will fix it.

#concert #MiddleAge #MiddleAgeSucks #aging

@nemo No. I have experience of the one that turns your hair from brown to grey, and then makes some of it fall out, though. #MiddleAgeSucks
Basically took a three hour nap and woke up with heartburn because I'm dumb and ate a whole bunch of Italian red sauce and didn't drink enough water or eat any Tums before bed. Rolled over and sort of woke up like I do several times during the night and then did a tiny burp and my whole mouth filled with an acidy reminder taste of the sauce. I really should've rolled the lactose intolerance dice and accepted the offer of some ice cream!
#MiddleAgeSucks #Heartburn #OldPersonProblems
*mumbles* some days I don't know why I bother *mumble*
#MiddleAgeSucks
@starshaped Sadly when the grey moves to more intimate parts your bits look like they're being attacked by a small badger. #MiddleAgeSucks