A spot on the end of my nose by my nostril chips and bleeds and it's annoying the hell out of me.
#OldPersonProblems

Basically took a three hour nap and woke up with heartburn because I'm dumb and ate a whole bunch of Italian red sauce and didn't drink enough water or eat any Tums before bed. Rolled over and sort of woke up like I do several times during the night and then did a tiny burp and my whole mouth filled with an acidy reminder taste of the sauce. I really should've rolled the lactose intolerance dice and accepted the offer of some ice cream!
#MiddleAgeSucks #Heartburn #OldPersonProblems

The company that made this TV came into existence after my universal remote was manufactured. #OldPersonProblems

@manofletterz Hills nice. And usually every time I climb one, I wanna die. #OldPersonProblems