Meta Shareholders Sue Mark Zuckerberg Over $8 Billion “Oops” Incident

#Satire #MetaLawsuit #Zuckerbucks #ShareholderShowdown #MetaverseMess By: TheJestPress.com Meta Shareholders Sue Mark Zuckerberg for Only $8 Billion, Citing Emotional Damage from Metaverse Avatars MENLO PARK, CA — It’s the lawsuit nobody saw coming… except, according to sources, literally everyone who owns a Meta stock certificate and has ever worn a VR headset shaped like a breadmaker. In a bold and…

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