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Black Metal Band Sold Vial of Member's Semen at Reduced Price
The band sold out of the tiny vials during a recent show in Los Angeles. Continue reading…

https://loudwire.com/profanatica-selling-semen-merch-table/

#Profanatica #PaulLedney #BlackMetal #SemenVial #MerchTable #LosAngeles #NewYorkBlackMetal #ShockMerch #ExtremeMetalMerchandise #MetalControversy

NEW THIS WEEK: Direct from the theatrical roadshow comes the remaining supply of SIDE EFFECTS MAY VARY on Limited Edition VHS autographed by director J.R. Bookwalter! Or grab the gorgeous artwork by Alex Sarabia as a massive 27” x 40” one-sheet poster. In stock & now shipping!

https://makeflix.com/collections/side-effects-may-vary

#Makeflix #SideEffectsMayVary #FutureVideo #VHS #Posters #JRBookwalter #NewThisWeek #TheatricalRoadshow #MerchTable

NEW THIS WEEK: Can't make it to a #SideEffectsMayVary theatrical roadshow? Hot off the merch table comes a replica of Dr. Moulsson's yellow trucker cap from #TheDeadNextDoor & #RobotNinja plus syringe pens, stickers & 8x10 color photos (many autographed)! ALSO: Book 5 of "It Came From Hollywood"! All in stock & shipping now!

#Makeflix #DrMoulsson #Ozone #TruckerCap #Apparel #SyringePens #Stickers #Photos #ItCameFromHollywood #MerchTable #TheatricalRoadshow #NewThisWeek

Here's a great review of a tasty new item on our merch table: Alpha-21, a #SideEffectsMayVary themed hot sauce from our pals at Horrifying Hot Sauce! Thanks to Andrew Baltes for the review, check it out and grab a bottle before our theatrical roadshow wraps up.

https://youtu.be/GbMS9JjRKTs?si=vQ7_k_lRerMiqhq4

#HorrifyingHotSauce #HotSauce #TheatricalRoadshow #MerchTable #Reviews

"It's so huge!" (That's what she said.) Massive 27" x 40" theatrical-sized posters will be available exclusively from the merch table at every venue on our roadshow tour starting in late January! That gives you plenty of time to clear off space on the wall… 🖼️

#sideeffectsmayvary #posters #merchtable #merch #onlyintheaters #roadshow #jrbookwalter #jamesledwards

These items will only be available until I find a PoD provider that gives better rates. I'm not making very much money with these, they're just for the fans. I'm not making ANY money on the shirt until the second purchase.

https://permafriday.launchcart.store

#musicmerch #musicmerchandise #musicianmerch #musicianmerchandise #producermerch #producermerchandise #musicmerchandiseinstock #merchandise #merch #merchtable #merchtables #merchdrop #merchdesign #apparel #merchstore #limitedmerch #limitedmerchandise

There were a few years in the '90s when you couldn't travel a mile without seeing a NIN sticker, t-shirt, or hoodie. They were everywhere. My point here is that Mastodon needs to sell some decent merch to spread the word and make a few bucks.

#Mastodon #MerchTable