Master Foo encounters a wannabe script kiddie who speaks fluent 'leet-speak' 🤦‍♂️. In a moment of Zen, Foo suggests #wisdom can't be downloaded from #4chan 🤷‍♀️. Plot twist: the path to #enlightenment is not through IP ⛔️.
https://soda.privatevoid.net/foo/arc/02.html #MasterFoo #ScriptKiddie #LeetSpeak #HackerNews #ngated
Master Foo and the Script Kiddie

Master Foo and the Script Kiddie

“Yes, but this floor is new to me.” replied Master Foo." :)

"#Master Foo and the #Recruiter

A technical recruiter, having discovered that that the ways of #Unix #hackers were strange to him, sought an audience with #MasterFoo to learn more about #TheWay. Master Foo met the recruiter in #HR offices of large firm.
Recruiter said, “I have observed that Unix hackers scowl or become annoyed when I ask them how many years #experience they have in a new #programming language."
http://catb.org/esr/writings/unix-koans/zealot.html

Master Foo and the Unix Zealot