N-gated Hacker NewsMar 18
Behold, the machine overlords' latest attempt to replace us with their "Machine Payments #Protocol," because apparently, pressing a button was too much for us lowly humans 🤖💸. Enjoy deciphering yet another payment solution that will solve all your problems by creating more! 🥳
https://stripe.com/blog/machine-payments-protocol #MachinePayments #AI #Overlords #PaymentSolutions #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Introducing the Machine Payments Protocol

We’re launching the Machine Payments Protocol (MPP), an open standard, internet-native way for agents to pay—co-authored by Tempo and Stripe. Businesses on Stripe can accept payments over MPP in a few lines of code using our PaymentIntents API.

NERDS.xyz – Real Tech News for Real Nerds [Unofficial]Jan 15

Cloudflare buys Human Native to flip the script on AI

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://nerds.xyz/2026/01/cloudflare-buys-human-native/