ON THE BIZARRE CURE OF BOOSTING SELF-ESTEEM
The Government of the Slovak Republic, as the main culprit for the entire situation, has decided to address the declining standard of living for the vast majority of the population in Slovakia in its own characteristic way (i.e., making it worse).
#BizarreCure #Elections2026 #LowStandards #PoliticalSatire #SelfEsteemBoost #Slovakia #SlovakPolitics #TwentySixthToot #WhiteWind #WhtWnd
So far today I’ve made two cups of coffee without spilling grounds all over the counter and knocking over my full coffee cup with my flailing hands. (Had a close call, but I’m not going to count a *little* coffee spilled out of the cup that remained mostly upright 👍🏻)
I'm going to chalk this day up as a win! 🏅💯 🏆
Disappoint Me Once, Shame on...Well, Just Keep Disappointing Me.
Are you tired of being let down by life's little failures? Well, buck up buttercup, because this hilarious take on managing expectations is going to have you crying tears of laughter...or just regular tears from the soul-crushing ennui.
#expectations, #disappointment, #lifehacks, #sadityfunny, #lowstandards, #selfsesteem, #hilarious #realtalk
Disclaimer & Release of Liability: Reader discretion is advised. May cause involuntary eye-rolling (whatever you’re looking for might be back there), fits of giggles, a raised eyebrow, a chuckle, or an involuntary desire to consult a higher power. Proceed with a sense of humor and wonder. You have been warned. Author not responsible for liability or lost or damaged items or sanity.Look, we've all been there. You meticulously plan the perfect birthday party - bounce house, ponies, a real live mariachi band. You spend weeks getting every little detail juuuuust right. And then, on the big day, little Timmy has a massive gastro-explosion all over the bouncy castle and the party becomes a biohazard scene straight out of Chernobyl.
You know that saying, "Even a broken clock is correct twice a day"?
I wear my red-and-white reindeer pajama pants all year but NOW I'm seasonal!
LinkedIn suggested this course for me. Wonder what's in the Beginner's version?
Raglan Niall 
Karol Karlík
Joe B. Wall
Michael Porter
Sir Thomas Goodwin, M.S.
Tom Lorenz
Sarah Lewis
Taffer 🇨🇦
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