We have reached peak British summertime. Also known as "if you sit outside with a pint of cider you will get fucked up by wasps"

I

HATE

WASPS

(stupid tiny little stripy fascists)

#LondonHeatwave #BritishSummertime

This week's chaos in the South London pub industry 😀

Day 1: My ice machine overheats and blows up

Day 2: Walk into my work local and they're carbonator's overheated and blown up (that's the thing that makes the fizzy drinks fizzy)

Day 3: My mate's pub has both ice machines overheat and blow up... and then he looks at me and says "it's 24° in our cellar" (that is waaay too high)

I think it's safe to say that British pub cellar equipment isn't equipped for this climate 🙃

#LondonHeatwave #Pubs

It's hit 30° in London and there is only one solution ☀️

#London #LondonHeatwave #Cider #ColdCider #Sutton

Enjoying the London heatwave 😎

#London #Heatwave #LondonHeatwave

London's fire service on Tuesday had its busiest day since WW2 amid record-breaking temperatures • The Pigeon Express

London's fire service had its busiest day since World War Two dealing with several blazes in record-breaking temperatures on Tuesday.

The Pigeon Express
Cor, bit warm then, eh. #londonheatwave

*Ice cream truck sounds*

Faisal and Aime muffled from downstairs: ICE CREAM!!!

*sounds of several feet running*

#Londonheatwave