๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ’พ #Apple has finally unleashed its "Foundation Models" but it's mostly an endless swirl of "Loading...Loading...". ๐Ÿคฏ It's the usual cocktail of #buzzwords, SDKs, and a cookie consent pop-up that makes you wonder if the tech is more mythical than functional. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ”„
https://platform.claude.com/docs/en/cli-sdks-libraries/libraries/apple-foundation-models #Foundation #Models #TechMyth #CookieConsent #LoadingIssues #HackerNews #ngated
Apple Foundation Models

Use Claude on Apple platforms through the Foundation Models framework with the Claude for Foundation Models Swift package.

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๐Ÿšจ Behold, the divine revelation of server errors! ๐ŸŒ Apparently, the path to #enlightenment is paved with 503s and #Cloudflare mischief. Stay tuned for the next gospel: "The Epistle of Eternal Loading Screens." ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿšซ
https://www.cambridge.org/universitypress/bibles/illuminated-gospel-of-st-john #servererrors #loadingissues #HackerNews #ngated
๐ŸŽ‰ Oh look, scientists "discovered" yet another miraculous cure-all RNA! ๐Ÿงฌโœจ Just kidding, all you get is a #JavaScript #error and the same old "enable cookies" chant. ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ”ง Because who needs groundbreaking scientific insights when you can have a loading screen instead? ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
https://scitechdaily.com/scientists-just-discovered-an-rna-that-repairs-dna-damage-and-its-a-game-changer/ #scientificdisappointment #RNA #enablecookies #loadingissues #HackerNews #ngated