Protip:
If you have a black cat, do NOT wear a white shirt in the middle of shedding season. Especially when you have choir rehearsal later in the day.
Especially especially when you can't find your lint roller.
At this point I've just given up on wearing this shirt tonight, and I'll change before I head out.
Lulu the #cat is lying on my mattress. I lie next to her. I gesticulate to her to climb on my chest, so I would get more space. She looks at me like I was some moron. In the meantime, Ruh notices the gesture and jumps on my chest.
Situation: I'm lying on half of the mattress. On one side, Lulu is stretching next to me and pushing me down. On the other, Ruh is lying on my chest, counterweighing me to the floor. I push my elbow against the bedside table not to fall.
But miraculously, they don't fight, so I ensure. Lulu started washing Ruh, and Ruh doesn't mind. I'm flabbergasted.
To the moment when Ruh suddenly starts sliding down, so she pushes all her claws into my chest. I shriek painfully, and both cats run away.
The problem with cute tiny Shoulder Kittens, is that.. they get bigger.
(But no less boisterous 😅)