@adhdeanasl Chipmunk gang members, responsible for the recent destruction of local palms, have been charged w ABH #letsdraftjokes

“Master Grayson, what happened?”
“All I did was show Bruce my Halloween outfit, Albert. Next thing I know, he’s running away in terror!”
“Was it a bruised banana?”
“Uh, yeah?”
“Poor Master Bruce. He was but a wee baby when it happened.”
“What happened, Albert?”
“Never you mind, young master.”

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Superman: So you’re telling me

Batman: Drop it

Superman: You got your ass kicked

Batman: I’m warning you

Superman: By a banana

Batman: YOU SHOULD SEE HIM

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SUPERHEROES

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Her cutting remarks bruised my ego worse than the 8 pounds of bananas in my freezer.

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Tyler Durden: So how was your first day of Fight Club

Bert The Muppet:

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Got reminded of that one REALLY good date… #LetsDraftJokes
When I see bruised bananas in the store I leave them alone because I get it, brothers, I get it #LetsDraftJokes

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Bruised bananas?

She establishes dominance by buying only bruised bananas

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