Porcupine 1: Jeff is my best frienemy
Rabbit: what do you mean? Jeff is throwing you a birthday party. He even set up a bouncy house
Porcupine:
Rabbit: oh shit, man
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"Did you hear about Quentin Pynes?"
"No, what happened?"
"He lost his job, and then his girlfriend kicked him out."
"Ah man. Poor Q. Pynes."
Porcupine 1: Jeff is my best frienemy
Rabbit: what do you mean? Jeff is throwing you a birthday party. He even set up a bouncy house
Porcupine:
Rabbit: oh shit, man
A porcupine, a hedgehog, and a sea urchin go into a bar ...
Pig: I’m experiencing unrequited love and that makes my personality a bit prickly.
Therapist: Pork, you pine.
Woman porcupine: Did you bring protection?
Man porcupine: *holding two sets of body armor* got you, babe
"I'd rather hug a giant porcupine than deal with your mom."
"That can be arranged."
"Sometimes, I feel I am as prickly as a porcupine."
"Sometimes?"
TOPIC: Porcupine
This was fun! Shall we try it again?
LET’S DRAFT SOME JOKES
Here’s the idea: someone post subjects (for the sake of fun, let’s not make them political, controversial, or *too* sexual), and we can all start drafting funny stuff related to the topic.
The result *could* be the stuff of legend or it could be nightmare fuel. Let’s find out!
How about we use #LetsDraftJokes so folks can keep up with the fun.