LET’S DRAFT SOME JOKES

Here’s the idea: someone post subjects (for the sake of fun, let’s not make them political, controversial, or *too* sexual), and we can all start drafting funny stuff related to the topic.

The result *could* be the stuff of legend or it could be nightmare fuel. Let’s find out!

How about we use #LetsDraftJokes so folks can keep up with the fun.

Bruised bananas #LetsDraftJokes
When I see bruised bananas in the store I leave them alone because I get it, brothers, I get it #LetsDraftJokes
Got reminded of that one REALLY good date… #LetsDraftJokes

@adhdeanasl bruised bananas are not ap-peeling

#BruisedBananas
#LetsDraftJokes

@joninalbany @adhdeanasl Sorry, there’s not a bunch of jokes you can make about this after that one…
@adhdeanasl Not exactly a joke, but I convinced my kids to like bruised bananas by calling them sugar spots. #Parenting
@adhdeanasl
Those bananas are not getting enough Vitamin K.

@adhdeanasl
Her cutting remarks bruised my ego worse than the 8 pounds of bananas in my freezer.

#LetsDraftJokes

@adhdeanasl Banana looks like it was worked over by a brass knuckled monkey.

Tyler Durden: So how was your first day of Fight Club

Bert The Muppet:

#LetsDraftJokes

@adhdeanasl

*I post something I think is super funny.*
*I only get 1 star and no boosts.*
My Ego:

SUPERHEROES

#LetsDraftJokes

Superman: So you’re telling me

Batman: Drop it

Superman: You got your ass kicked

Batman: I’m warning you

Superman: By a banana

Batman: YOU SHOULD SEE HIM

#LetsDraftJokes

@adhdeanasl

You'll need a bigger #hashtag for this. 🤣

@MylesRyden Ooh, you’re right. How about #LetsDraftJokes

@adhdeanasl

Send them to the army??

Actually that is a great one. 😉

@adhdeanasl Chipmunk gang members, responsible for the recent destruction of local palms, have been charged w ABH #letsdraftjokes