Wanted: Doctor or nurse with a history of malpractice lawsuits, felony charges or DUI convictions. Ability to correctly administer drug doses desirable, but not essential. Career prospects include the chance to pilfer controlled substances, spit in prisoners food and generally be a bit of a dick. Apply to Missouri or Arizona State Penitentiary (Obvs) #CapitalPunishment #DeathPenalty #Lethal_Injection #StateSponsoredMurder

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Who are the death row executioners? Disgraced doctors, suspended nurses and drunk drivers

These are just the US executioners we know. But they are a chilling indication of the executioners we don’t know

The Guardian
US Government Simultaneously Very Good And Very Bad At Killing People

35 percent of attempted executions were botched this year.

Wonkette