ENGINEERS: STOP COPYING ALL THE BAD SHITE THAT #APPLE DOES!!!

• THIS LAMP has less than 0 excuses to have the #USB connector on the bottom!

Unlike the shitty #MagicMouse it doesn't take just a few mins to charge for days of runtime and unlike the #LaggyMouse by Apple it's not some unergonomically THINN piece of glass and metal that looks like some industrial designers interpretation of #squid #sushi but the #rice is being replaced by a polished Hematite

• And yes, unlike the #MagicTrackpad, the Magic #Mouse is so laggy, you can literally see it without going crosseye, which is absurd cuz the Magic #Trackpad is super crisp and fast.

IMHO it should be illegal to put #ports in a position where they prevent the use of a device whilst charging!

• Espechally on something like a #lamp that unlike an RC model car has no excuse for choosing between use and charge...

#EngineeringFail #DesignFail #EpicFail #Enshittification