I have a #LDConf joke but somebody moved next business on it

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I quite liked Eds main conference speech, not one of his best. Two big pushes, UK built nuclear deterant, very good but very niche policy which I dont think most people will feel is that relevant. The second was a written constitution, new Magna Carta. Would have liked some more detail. #LDConf
My sole #LDConf skeet: The Venue for Not The Leader's Speech is the beer garden of The Mason's Arms
Guess who has worked out that mummy is Going Away to #LDConf today, and is applying the full guilt trip?
Like, I have /written speeches/ for #LDConf and everything! I normally just get up there with some hastily scribbled bullet points and wing it...
Yes, it is the run up to #LDConf. Yes, someone had done something which has made my Really Quite Angry. No, I can't tell you who or how or why (it's nobody on FCC though)
@wood5y Reminds one of "Ten Trot Factions Meeting In A Hall" (LibDem Glee song to, obviously the tune of Ten Green Bottles - like most #ldconf #glee songs it's not that easy to find the lyrics online).

@ReggieHere "A version of the lyrics sung regularly at the Liberal Democrats' Glee Club, also dated to the mid-1960s, is:

The people's flag is palest pink,
It's not as red as most folk think.
We must not let the people know
What socialists thought long ago.
Don't let the scarlet banner float;
We want the middle classes' vote.
Let our old fashioned comrades sneer,
We'll stay in power for many a year."

#ldconf #glee

This morning I summated the amendment from Enfield Liberal Democrats on the public transport motion at the Liberal Democrats' Conference, continuing my now long tradition of speaking for amendments which then go on to be rejected by voting members πŸ˜…

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URGENT: For those attending #LDConf we have just learned of a likely attempt by transphobic activists to hijack the conference agenda by suspending standing orders first thing tomorrow morning at 9am. If you're going to conference please turn up to oppose this.

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Radical Conference Briefing Autumn 2025

Our briefing on motions, policy and key votes at Lib Dem Autumn Conference 2025.