In honor of National Beer Day, Bob Uecker with an excellent grasp of the moment.
No make-up, no filters, no touch-ups, post-shower. Because we all need a reminder of what's real. ♥️
Y'ALL.
I just discovered that our new paper towels are perforated to tear into SQUARES. Just think of how much not wasting we're going to do!
This toot is brought to you by: Moments Before This Amazing Discovery, I Dropped My Phone In Yogurt.
Same, ancient toaster. Same.
#life
#humans
#LifeTheUniverseAndEverything
#KeepinItReal
#tired
short-lived
morning cuddles
- cat on the bladder