In a local gardening group someone is asking how to kill Johnson grass, which is considered a weed in these parts. The irony of this response went unremarked, but I am still laughing about it:

"Use Roundup carefully and spot treat. I have used it for nearly 50 years with great success."

Such great success that after fifty years, you're still doing it! 🤣

#Roundup #Sprays #Poisons #Weeds #InvasiveSpecies #JohnsonGrass

When you go to pull up a few weeds that have gotten out of hand in a back garden bed (the one was 7 feet tall!) and expect it to take 30 seconds…but you’ve been on Mastodon long enough to know what a rhizome looks like so you end up digging in the dirt for an hour.

#weeds #invasive #rhizome #gardening #JohnsonGrass #DiggingInTheDirt