Breaking news: A major political figure is dead, but forget about that, because clearly the real tragedy here is your inability to enable JavaScript. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Who knew browsing x.com could be trickier than international diplomacy? ๐๐ฅ
https://twitter.com/BarakRavid/status/2027830773328302396 #BreakingNews #JavaScriptIssues #PoliticalSatire #BrowsingStruggles #xcom #HackerNews #ngated
Barak Ravid (@BarakRavid) on X
๐จ๐จ๐จIsraeli ambassador to Washington Yechiel Leiter told U.S. officials that Iran's supreme leader Ali Khamenei has been killed in the Israeli strike on his compound, a source with knowledge said
๐จ ALERT! Iran's internet is out for 96 hours and some genius at X Corp suggests troubleshooting their nonexistent JavaScript issues! ๐ Meanwhile, the Help Center is busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest trying to explain why privacy extensions aren't the problem here. ๐๐ป
https://twitter.com/netblocks/status/2010750871274160361 #IranInternetOutage #XCorp #JavaScriptIssues #PrivacyExtensions #HelpCenter #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
NetBlocks (@netblocks) on X
โ ๏ธ Update: #Iran has now been offline for 96 hours, limiting reporting and accountability over civilian deaths as Iranians protest and demand change; fixed-line internet, mobile data and calls are disabled, while other communication means are also increasingly being targeted โ๏ธ
๐ Ah, the classic Nabokovian tale of foreigners bravely venturing into the wilds of Russian, only to be foiled by the most cunning adversary of all: disabled JavaScript! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Who knew language learning could be hindered by browser compatibility issues? Just enable JavaScript and pray to the tech gods for mercy. ๐
https://twitter.com/haravayin_hogh/status/2003299405907247502 #NabokovianTale #ForeignersInRussia #JavaScriptIssues #LanguageLearning #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Yevardiaีฒ (@haravayin_hogh) on X
Nabokov's advice to foreigners learning Russian, giving pronunciation advice on how to reposition one's jaw and taking slightly sadistic pleasure in highlighting its intimidating array of verb suffixes.
Oh, the irony! ๐ง In an era where tech giants promise to solve all your woes, you have to enable JavaScript just to read about how your eye meds might ruin your retinas. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ But sure, trust them with your vision! ๐๐
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamaophthalmology/article-abstract/2834964 #techirony #JavaScriptissues #eyehealth #trusttech #visioncare #HackerNews #ngated
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