Breaking news: A major political figure is dead, but forget about that, because clearly the real tragedy here is your inability to enable JavaScript. 🤦♂️ Who knew browsing x.com could be trickier than international diplomacy? 🌐💥
https://twitter.com/BarakRavid/status/2027830773328302396 #BreakingNews #JavaScriptIssues #PoliticalSatire #BrowsingStruggles #xcom #HackerNews #ngated
Barak Ravid (@BarakRavid) on X
🚨🚨🚨Israeli ambassador to Washington Yechiel Leiter told U.S. officials that Iran's supreme leader Ali Khamenei has been killed in the Israeli strike on his compound, a source with knowledge said
🚨 ALERT! Iran's internet is out for 96 hours and some genius at X Corp suggests troubleshooting their nonexistent JavaScript issues! 🎉 Meanwhile, the Help Center is busier than a one-legged man at a butt-kicking contest trying to explain why privacy extensions aren't the problem here. 🙈💻
https://twitter.com/netblocks/status/2010750871274160361 #IranInternetOutage #XCorp #JavaScriptIssues #PrivacyExtensions #HelpCenter #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
NetBlocks (@netblocks) on X
⚠️ Update: #Iran has now been offline for 96 hours, limiting reporting and accountability over civilian deaths as Iranians protest and demand change; fixed-line internet, mobile data and calls are disabled, while other communication means are also increasingly being targeted ⌛️
🚀 Ah, the classic Nabokovian tale of foreigners bravely venturing into the wilds of Russian, only to be foiled by the most cunning adversary of all: disabled JavaScript! 🤦♂️ Who knew language learning could be hindered by browser compatibility issues? Just enable JavaScript and pray to the tech gods for mercy. 🙏
https://twitter.com/haravayin_hogh/status/2003299405907247502 #NabokovianTale #ForeignersInRussia #JavaScriptIssues #LanguageLearning #TechHumor #HackerNews #ngated
Yevardiaղ (@haravayin_hogh) on X
Nabokov's advice to foreigners learning Russian, giving pronunciation advice on how to reposition one's jaw and taking slightly sadistic pleasure in highlighting its intimidating array of verb suffixes.
Oh, the irony! 🧐 In an era where tech giants promise to solve all your woes, you have to enable JavaScript just to read about how your eye meds might ruin your retinas. 🤦♂️ But sure, trust them with your vision! 🙄🔍
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamaophthalmology/article-abstract/2834964 #techirony #JavaScriptissues #eyehealth #trusttech #visioncare #HackerNews #ngated
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