Facebook screen shot from "sweary historian" #JamesFell:

"#Elon says he's bringing in a paywall. Speaking of paying, I'm not a billionaire douchetuba and actually wrote a book worth buying. Get ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY SHIT WENT DOWN at JamesFell.com/books.

"Will you pay to use the X?
"I will not pay for I am vexed.

"I do not like this Elon Musk.
"I will not pay to use this husk.

"I will not buy him another boat.
"I will not pay a single note.

"I'll give no funds to Phoney Stark,
"Who killed this platform on a lark."

#SickBird #Twitter #DrSeuss

Thanks to #JamesFell for this hysterical tidbit.

#AprilFools
#Histodon
#AMCGremlin

“Hey, honey, I just bought you a brand-new car. Check it out!” “Haha. Very funny.” “No, really. This car is all yours.” “Yeah, right. I checked the calendar. It’s April Fool’s Day. That thing looks like a dump truck had sex with a Japanese toaster oven.” In the 1970s, in North America alone, AMC sold almost a million of the ugliest car you ever saw.

--On This Day in History Shit Went Down: April 1, 1970--

Authors!
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#StephenKing
#JamesFell
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And So many more!

I highly #recommend following #JamesFell on the face space if you use it, and also buying his book. I'm enjoying the #Sweary #History immensely. Its informative, irreverent, and endearing as fuck for anyone who loves swear words and learning about stuff. Got it for an early #birthday present last night and I'm already almost through January.

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