Michael Richardson 🇨🇦Apr 1
Robert DeNiro as Jesus: Jesus walks into a restaurant and says, “Table for 26 please.” The server says, “Uh, I only count 13.” Jesus says, “Yeah I know but we’re all gonna sit on the same side.” Then at dinner Jesus starts waving around a chunk
of bread and saying, “You wanna piece of me?” from https://jamesfell.substack.com/p/the-last-supper ... #jamesfell on #mastodon?
The Last Supper

On This Day in History: April 1

Sweary History with James Fell
Show threadFace ThumbFeb 25
@annecavicchi "He initially wrote about health and fitness in an effort to debunk fitness myths. Since 2020, his books have focused on historical events."
He has written two sweary history books, the best kind of history book! https://jamesfell.com/books/
One other person has quoted him on Mastodon before #jamesfell
SteveSep 19, 2023

Facebook screen shot from "sweary historian" #JamesFell:

"#Elon says he's bringing in a paywall. Speaking of paying, I'm not a billionaire douchetuba and actually wrote a book worth buying. Get ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY SHIT WENT DOWN at JamesFell.com/books.

"Will you pay to use the X?
"I will not pay for I am vexed.

"I do not like this Elon Musk.
"I will not pay to use this husk.

"I will not buy him another boat.
"I will not pay a single note.

"I'll give no funds to Phoney Stark,
"Who killed this platform on a lark."

#SickBird #Twitter #DrSeuss

Joanne FisherSep 19, 2023
#jamesfell #RussellBrand #rapeallegation #sexualassault
PCApr 2, 2023

Thanks to #JamesFell for this hysterical tidbit.

#AprilFools
#Histodon
#AMCGremlin

“Hey, honey, I just bought you a brand-new car. Check it out!” “Haha. Very funny.” “No, really. This car is all yours.” “Yeah, right. I checked the calendar. It’s April Fool’s Day. That thing looks like a dump truck had sex with a Japanese toaster oven.” In the 1970s, in North America alone, AMC sold almost a million of the ugliest car you ever saw.

--On This Day in History Shit Went Down: April 1, 1970--

Show threadLBarker🇨🇦Dec 9, 2022
@meeple I second this. I wanted to wait and start reading it Jan 1, however I’m impatient and started mid November. I do read a page a day. #jamesfell is a sweary breeze of fresh air!
Dream BrokerNov 27, 2022

Authors!
#TomRobbins
#NeilGaiman
#ChuckPalahniuk
#DouglasAdams
#TonyVigorito
#AmyTan
#AnneRice
#BarbaraKingsolver
#StephenKing
#JamesFell
#FatherNathanMonk

And So many more!

Jess For A LaughNov 26, 2022

I highly #recommend following #JamesFell on the face space if you use it, and also buying his book. I'm enjoying the #Sweary #History immensely. Its informative, irreverent, and endearing as fuck for anyone who loves swear words and learning about stuff. Got it for an early #birthday present last night and I'm already almost through January.

https://www.facebook.com/bodyforwife?mibextid=ZbWKwL
https://jamesfell.com

#ShitWentDown #OnThisDay #Recommendation

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