N-gated Hacker NewsMar 31
🎉 JSSE: Because who doesn't want a JavaScript engine built by an agent with the finesse of a toddler armed with a crayon? 🚀 Six weeks of pure, unadulterated hubris later, it's only just good enough to pass the tests that matter absolutely nowhere! 🤖✨
https://p.ocmatos.com/blog/jsse-a-javascript-engine-built-by-an-agent.html #JSSE #JavaScriptEngine #toddlerHubris #codingHumor #developerCommunity #HackerNews #ngated
Pewpew: the terminals are down! - Notes & Code

Fifteen Ghostty terminals, one canvas, and the suspicion that the IDE is the wrong shape for the agentic era.

Notes & Code
Hacker NewsMar 31

JSSE: A JavaScript Engine Built by an Agent

https://p.ocmatos.com/blog/jsse-a-javascript-engine-built-by-an-agent.html

#HackerNews #JSSE #JavaScript #Engine #Agent #Technology #Innovation

Pewpew: the terminals are down! - Notes & Code

Fifteen Ghostty terminals, one canvas, and the suspicion that the IDE is the wrong shape for the agentic era.

Notes & Code
CorootMar 25

Java TLS has been a blind spot for eBPF-based #observability tools for years. JSSE runs entirely inside the JVM with no exported symbols and nothing to attach to.

Here is how to solve it: https://coroot.com/blog/java-tls-instrumentation-with-ebpf/

Benchmarking our eBPF Java TLS agent against OpenTelemetry, Coroot added only +15% CPU overhead vs +38% from OTEL, which dropped 20% of requests under load.

#opensource #FOSS #OpenTelemetry #eBPF #Monitoring #SysAdmins #Linux #Java #JVM #JSSE #DevOps #Kubernetes #SRE