Internet men are so perplexing. 100% anonymous dude messages me:
“I like to get and give oral”
So many possible responses. Finally, I decided on:
“I like men who are brave enough to show themselves and are trustworthy enough to take what they want without asking permission.”
Horny straight men are so fickle! Ooh ooh yes you want your cock sucked. Ok. I’m totally up for it. Wait whut? Real life means I can’t suck you until 9 and you’re butthurt about that? I’m so sorry. I didn’t know your cock turned into a turnip by then. Lulz
What I need is a public place — outdoor preferred — I can just show up whenever and see what cock awaits. I don’t mind if there are cops. I love uniforms and to show my support for their service to the community.
#public #CumPig #uniform #fetish #outdoor #CockWorship #slut #faggot #freeuse #InternetMen
Pretty empty #Grindr profile. Nothing about sexual desires or interests. Just, “Don't tap me send a gd pic say what U want!”
Ummm OK. “What do I want? You buried to the nuts in my cunt breeding me.
Am I likely to get it? Welllll 🤣” and I included a lurid album.
Nope, no response. About what I expected. NOW you know why people aren’t sure what to say to you. You offer nothing. 🤷🏻♂️
Normally I wouldn’t have bothered. Just struck me as funny and I thought I’d lapdance the stud just in case.
Hot guy pings me in #Scruff. Seems to be from out of town. No pic. Profile says #bottom, #submissive , #versatile. Pass, for play anyway.
But he pings me. Sends a pic. He’s stunning. I mean like WOW! 😍😍 We swap info. He asks what I’m into and I drop my usual litany of saved stuff since I bore of typing it and using time to handle known stuff — see pinned posts. Here’s the menu, dude.
What gets him off? Flip fucking, and heavy versatile stuff. I’m not his person. I’m not missing out being a #bottom. I enjoy #servicing and being used. It’s what #gratifies me. There are some things I #reciprocate on but top #energy is not present. Don’t expect that.
Why is it somehow reasonable to expect bottoms to do #flip? Are we just undiscovered tops? Is #desperation supposed to be sufficient to do things we don’t enjoy?
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