lifelike mouth...

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my crumbs...

#vest #crumbs #snack #removal #theyseemerollin #vidcap #infomercial #animatedgif

Infomercial for wizards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flPYBiexMC0
#skit #fun #wizard #infomercial

🤦‍♂️ WSJ’s deep dive into an #AI #vending #machine is basically an #infomercial 🤖 disguised as #journalism, where the only thing more robotic than their chatbot is their shameless self-praise. 🥳 Bravo to #Anthropic for making a bot that loses #money, because nothing screams "future #of AI" like a money-draining vending machine! 💸
https://ploum.net/2025-12-19-prepare-for-that-world.html #Future #AI #Drain #HackerNews #ngated

Tax lien investing? It may be that I don't understand it, but it sounds predatory.
You invest, the county gets the money they're due, and supposedly, the home owner gets more time to get the money to pay their tax bill. (It's magically falls out of the sky for them? I mean, they fell behind for reasons - bad health, bad job market)
Over 10% return. So... who is paying that return?
Personally, I would feel horrible making money off other people's hardships.
Does anyone know if this actually helps the homeowner?
#Infomercial #MakeMoneySchemes

Ah, the $10/month Lakehouses: because who wouldn't want a bargain-basement data lake with all the charm of a timeshare in purgatory? 🤔💸 Just add a sprinkle of buzzwords like "DuckLake" and "time travel" and voilà, you've got a tech article that feels like a 2-hour #infomercial for something you'll never use. 📈🔮
https://tobilg.com/the-age-of-10-dollar-a-month-lakehouses #Lakehouses #DuckLake #DataLake #TechTrends #HackerNews #ngated