Galactus wants a baby, the Silver Surfer looks like she fell out of a Dollar Tree foil roll, and the multiverse is a landfill of half-baked design choices. This ain’t the end of the world—it’s the end of giving a shit.
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The Craptastic Four: Now with 800 Earths and Zero Stakes

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