Darwin didn’t need ghosts or sermons—he had notebooks and a mountain of evidence. Creation trades science for melodrama, turning one of history’s greatest thinkers into a haunted mystic.
#Darwin #Evolution #FilmCritique #HistoryOfScience #OnTheOriginOfSpecies #BiopicFail #ScienceVsSpectacle #CreationMovie #CharlesDarwin #ScienceHistory
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/09/26/creation-on-the-origin-of-bullshit/

Billie Joe Armstrong trades punk chaos for sitcom antics in Ordinary World — a film that mistakes midlife rebellion for a laugh track. Hotel parties, missed birthdays, and wasted Joan Jett cameos… this isn’t anarchy, it’s dad rock.
#OrdinaryWorld #BillieJoeArmstrong #PunkRock #MovieReview #IndieFilm #SitcomEnergy #JoanJett #DadRock #FilmCritique
https://pablohoneyfish.wordpress.com/2025/09/21/ordinary-world/

If you threw The Seventh Seal, The Name of the Rose, Sorcerer, and The Usual Suspects in a blender and then put the result through a strainer, you’d get Season of the Witch.
#SeasonoftheWitch #MovieReview #Fantasy #FilmCritique #MedievalCinema
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/09/02/off-season-of-the-witch/

Bereavement boasts the nihilistic, anticathartic non-ending that afflicts most modern horror films (prequels and otherwise), but it’s the movie's unethical, pseudoscientific premise that truly puts the icing on the bullshit cake.
#HorrorFail #FilmCritique #HorrorMovies #IndieHorror #CinemaAnalysis #BadScienceInMovies #MovieReview #Bereavement
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/24/bereavement/

15 Days tries to serve a pandemic story but ends up spoon-feeding denial, ignorance, and limp humor. Masks? Safety? Reality? Nah — just a lousy script pretending to be timely. If you want a pandemic flick that respects science and the frontline, look elsewhere.
#15Days #PandemicFail #CovidCinema #AntiScience #MovieReview #FilmCritique #CinemaTruth #WakeUpCall #SardonicTake
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/12/15-days-a-true-story-inspired-by-fake-news/

Night Carnage follows a werewolf who goes out — and sometimes sleeps with — strangers, blogs about it, and insists she isn’t a hooker. The werewolf part is the most believable thing about her.
#NightCarnage #WerewolfFail #HorrorReview #BadMovies #FilmCritique #MidnightHowl
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/10/night-carnage/

False Positive tries to be Rosemary’s Baby for 2021 but ends up as a regressive mess. Science replaces Satan, but the patriarchy stays alive and well — and so does the tired trope of the “mad” woman defined by her womb.
#FalsePositive #RosemarysBaby #FeministHorror #GenderRoles #PatriarchyExposed #ReproductiveRights #IlanaGlazer #JustinTheroux #PierceBrosnan #FilmCritique #HorrorMovies
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2022/11/10/false-positive/

Galactus wants a baby, the Silver Surfer looks like she fell out of a Dollar Tree foil roll, and the multiverse is a landfill of half-baked design choices. This ain’t the end of the world—it’s the end of giving a shit.
#FantasticFour #FirstSteps #Galactus #SilverSurfer #MarvelFatigue #VFXHell #IPOverload #CosmicWaste #FilmCritique
https://ninetypercentcrapmoviereviews.wordpress.com/2025/08/02/the-craptastic-four-now-with-800-earths-and-zero-stakes/