I's posing for mama
WIf my gween catmiss tie
Wen Fig hit da twee
And made it go fly

My pikchur, it woowend
But Figgy jus sing
I worry his pwesents
Da Santy not bwing

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Silly Figgy climes da twee
Up and down
Up and down

Mama ses he be like me
Up and down
Up and down

She pulls her hair out payshintly
Up and down
Up and down

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Da Figgy bad, he runned away
From mama bery fast
He run and run and run until
Two houses he go past

At da fird, he found a twee
He clime up fast and pwoud
Den da mama skooped him up
Cuz dere he not allowed

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