I’ve always mixed a teeny pinch of matcha green tea in our companion rats’ breakfast. 🌾🍵🐀🐁✨

“International studies on rodents show that green tea extends their lifespan.”

*I must find and read this study*

It’s a curse and blessing at the same time that many nutritional studies are done on rodents. I bow to serve the knowledge for the sake of pet rats.

#HowNotToAge #NutritionFacts #CompanionRats #veganRats

Ok, I wouldn’t feed dairy yogurt to pet rats, if I were you. 😘🐀

“We’ve known that galactose, the breakdown product of the milk sugar lactose, can cause cataracts from studies dating back to 1935 with titles like “Cataracts Produced in Rats by Yogurt.” Galactose buildup in the eye causes an injurious swelling of the lens. Thankfully, human livers have a greater capacity to detoxify galactose than do rat livers.”

#HowNotToAge #NutritionFacts #rats #DairyIsScary

This book better be 15+ hours long because of recipes, otherwise I may pass out from🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄&😱😱😱

“Could #Alzheimers be a vascular disease” says the man with zero irony #howNotToDie #HowNotToAge

Why are all the plant based people #healthFascists !

Guess what’s a vascular disease amongst many other things🤦🏻‍♀️

Also, this video shows people holding trays of food talking loudly over them… Covid droplets anyone? Never mind #sarscov2 that’s just unsanitary🤦🏻‍♀️

I should get a prize if I finish this book🙄