"My man took off! He's on a tether. I don't know what to do!"

Lady, a) He's a grown ass man, he can make his own choices and b) I don't even know where to begin to unravel your poor life choices. Seek help.

#HotelHell

My brother in Christ, I am working as a night auditor at a Super 8. What on gods burning earth makes you think I am qualified to go trap a raccoon at 5 am???

A) These ones are really tame

B) Our DNR has a slow response time for anything less interesting than a wolf

C) Our property butts up to a sparse wooded area, there's gonna be 'coons

D) I don't get paid enough nor have employer provided health insurance to get rabies shots. (i have to buy my own insurance ffs)

E) It didn't even come close to you, grow up my guy

#hotelhell

If I have to kick one more crackhead outta here this week, I’m going to start charging commission because at 13.50/hr I am NOT getting paid nearly enough.

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Stop selling drugs outta my hotel >:[

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Ooh I got someone trying to deal outta my hotel tonight. Nay nay, my beloved, nay nay

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