Wrestling Legend’s Leg Takes Final Tap Out, Leaves Fans Limping
#WrestlingGoneLegless #NoLegsNoProblem #MatMagic #HeelTurnedHeelLess #WrestlingSatire By: TheJestPress.com **‘Breaks My Heart’: Wrestling Cult Figure Has Leg Amputated, Insists on Steel Chair Instead** The legendary wrestling world was shaken this week, as beloved cult figure “Big Toe Tony” Thompson announced the amputation of his right leg—promptly demanding it be replaced with a folding steel chair for…