I get anxious every time my wife and I "agree" to not buy each other gifts. She'll end up getting me something and then I'll look like like a heartless animal when I don't have anything for her...

Why do women do this to us poor men?

Anyone with any psychological insights here?

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My wife has become a freezer hoarder.

She's constantly packing up leftovers and low quantities of food and throwing them in the freezer. 3 mini turnovers in one pack, 4-5 frozen hotdogs in another. Just small quantities of frozen food in unmarked containers... The containers usually taking up more room than the actual food items.

So when we're facing a zombie apocalypse, just drop by the house for 2-3 frozen samosas and a 1-2 cups of frozen beef stew from last winter...

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I think I sweat more during the winter than summer... because my wife over exaggerates the temp as soon as it dips below 10c (50f) and cranks up the heat in the house.

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Missionary bc his blue eyes and handsome face 🤭 #happywife #yapsky #missionary

Frau möchte gerne das Wohnzimmer umstellen. Größtes Problem: dort, wo der Fernseher hin soll, haben wir keine Antennen/Kabelsteckdose. Frau ist unglücklich...

Lösung: who cares, wir gucken eh kein lineares TV mehr, Nachrichten gehen auch über die Mediathek. Frau ist happy...

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@User47 Well I am just going off what I know about Bosch quality. I suspect Miele would be great, but wife is driving this train and she really likes the Bosch, even tho we both think having it connected to WiFi is ridiculous.

I have had a Bosch driver/drill for years, and it is a dependable beast.

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I also have $100 of action figures I bought hiding in my car because my wife will beat me if she found out 🙃

Gotta sneak them in and then act like they're old and were always there 😅

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The Overhead View is of me in a Maze 🎶 🎶
And I’m pleasing my wife in some sort of way
As we visit our daughter and the Oregon Coast
Seeing their smiles is what matters most
#maze #happywife #cornmazes #onlyadultswithoutkids 😝

Thought I had a light, stress-free day planned. But then my wife reminded me that her IKEA dressers are being delivered today.

Thoughts and prayers.

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So June 1 will be 23 years of marriage. Compromise has been a key but the real secret is in how we are celebrating, at a Zach Bryan concert with our collegiate kids. #weddedbliss #happywife