Adulthood should come with a detachable zipper.

#Adulting #Sucks #EmotionalRainGear #humor

I have learned more about Notker the Stammerer and Machiavelli in the past 30 minutes than I ever wanted to know, but the kid has talked out their essay and figured out how to finish it.

#Parenthood #Adulting #PleaseSendHelp

Just realized the only thing I’ve eaten today is a banana, so if I want to start making dinner at 4PM that’s fine.

#Adulting

Oooh a "Bluey is for Adults" video just dropped from @lindsayellis on #NebulaTv

I'm not crying, your crying!

https://nebula.tv/videos/lindsayellis-bluey-adults/

#tvshows #cartoons #Bluey #mlp #cringe #adulting #parenting

Lalalala

My car is back at the mechaaaanic. Why?

Because apparently getting winter tires swapped isn't enough. You gotta get them balanced every couple of years else the whole car will start to shake once you get on the highway.

Hurray for cars!

#adulting #aging #dadlife

There's a generation of kids that only know Donnie Wahlberg as a cop on tv.

#ageing #aging #adulting #genx #genz #millennials

烦死了，单位的医保换 HSA 公司了，我的基金还没捂热就得全出了吗？

#adulting

I'm looking for a new digital camera deal for black Friday.

Because I want to add another hobby to the 3 others I'm already neglecting and depressed about.

#blackfriday #fomo #sony #adulting

I don't know how some people find raccoons cute... They are so destructive and brazen.

Sorry they cut down some trees and built homes in your neighbourhood 40 plus years ago... But stop shitting in my yard and fuck off.

#toronto #homeowner #adulting #dadlife #raccoons