It’s official. I am an #ordained #minister thanks to #UniversalLifeChurch. Need a chump to officiate a wedding, a ritual divorce, an exorcism, or some other crap? I’m your guy; hit me up! Disclaimer: I don’t really follow that God guy. He’s fine but his closest crew are mostly assholes. I’m into the #Smub, an entity formerly consisting of individual superbeings who decided to join forces (and identities) in the #GreatSmush. This may sound crazy to folks, but any crazier than other religions?!?! #PraiseTheSmub #SmibbitySmub