The value was not goosed.

#GooseValue

People on LinkedIn unironically loving the softbank goose slideshow as profound insight into the AI boom 🤦‍♂️
#goose #goosevalue #softbank

In ancient Rome Geese were valued. They saved the city of Rome by squeaking.
The dogs did not.

During this ritual geese were decorated in gold and purple and valued by the citizens of Rome. So Goose ≠ 3
Goose was the value. Goose value 71

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supplicia_canum

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Supplicia canum - Wikipedia

Factorio but it's goose value game and you need to make the golden eggs.

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in these times of high goose awareness, please remember to also value the gandalf

#Gandalf #Goose #SoftBank #GooseValue #GandalfValue #LordOfTheRings #LOTR #GooseWasNotValued #WasNotValued #IanMcKellan #Magic #MagicGoose #GoldenEgg

Someone should do a version of the "stonks" meme except the poorly-rendered CGI-person is a goose, and it says "HONKS!"

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#GooseValue 71 is our Graybeard‘s 67. Thank you, #Softbank.

Regarding geese, values and eggs...

I'm afraid to have to break this to y'all, but if those slides look ugly, wrong and senseless to you, it just means you've never been in a real presentation to an actual CEO/CIO made by a human PMO in an enterprise contest.

Human made or AI made, it's all about nurturing the fragile ego of those fellas and show them that numbers go BRRR.

Nothing less, nothing more.

#AI #Goose #Goosevalue