noahnahMy only rendition of the #goosememe #GoldenEggs
SkjeggtrollComing a little late to the party, but as I haven't seen anyone else valuing this particular Goose yet...
Proto Himbo EuropeanIt took me a while to figure out the #goose thing this morning or why people were saying the #GooseWasNotValued or #goldeneggs
So here it is: Just a sincere though cringeworthy slide presentation by a bank trying to get more customers or something show shareholders they're being screwed over, maybe?
"It’s the kind of presentation that’s easy to mock until you look at the numbers behind it."
... nah, I'm still finding it pretty easy to mock.
Orion Ussner kidderI thought "eggs don't lay eggs" was about failing to value labour.
Sigh.
there is beauty in simplicity
ᴺⁱˡᶻ 🍸 "ᵀʰᵉ ᴺⁱᶜʰᵗˢⁿᵘᵗᶻ"RE: https://discuss.systems/@dev/116807460725864716
Da sich offenbar manche fragen, wo das aktuelle #Meme mit der Gans, die goldene Eier legt, herkommt... 🪿🥚🥚🥚
Bitte sehr.
your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦RE: https://toot.cat/@riley/116811840268755299
HOLY SHIT!
THE PRESENTATION IS 100 TIMES WORSE!
the Japanese interpreter ―who may or may not be human― talking over Masayoshi Son takes the fuckery of their argument to a whole different level.
WOW
#Softbank #goose #goldenEggs #kakistocracy #finbros #techbros #aislop
Guillotine Jones, Flâneur@wilpercy
Dear Will,
Pleez don't do a search on the hashtag "goose."
It will probably just confuse you more.
This link is to a post that contains the essence of what this latest Fediverse meme is all about:
[ https://social.gyt.is/@gytisrepecka/statuses/01KVZGDDSHYWD6VYR7TA2WE48T ]
Tl;dr: One time at a corporate meeting there were several goose and golden egg-themed presentation slides on the theme of value-creation that contained mysterious numbers.
I, for one, suspect that the slide pack was Ai-generated, but don't yet have proof.
PS: Now that you've been informed, see if you can find moar slides from the pack and kindly laugh when you're moved by the memes to do so. A lot of geese have given their lives 4 our amusement.
https://social.gyt.is/@gytisrepecka/statuses/01KVZGDDSHYWD6VYR7TA2WE48T
#goose #geese #memes #value #GoldenEggs #Ai
Dear Will,
Pleez don't do a search on the hashtag "goose."
It will probably just confuse you more.
This link is to a post that contains the essence of what this latest Fediverse meme is all about:
[ https://social.gyt.is/@gytisrepecka/statuses/01KVZGDDSHYWD6VYR7TA2WE48T ]
Tl;dr: One time at a corporate meeting there were several goose and golden egg-themed presentation slides on the theme of value-creation that contained mysterious numbers.
I, for one, suspect that the slide pack was Ai-generated, but don't yet have proof.
PS: Now that you've been informed, see if you can find moar slides from the pack and kindly laugh when you're moved by the memes to do so. A lot of geese have given their lives 4 our amusement.
https://social.gyt.is/@gytisrepecka/statuses/01KVZGDDSHYWD6VYR7TA2WE48T
#goose #geese #memes #value #GoldenEggs #Ai
Gytis Repečka (@[email protected])
[1 media attachment] SoftBank, Japanese multinational investment holding company, known for investing in technology companies, shares epic slides quickly becoming internet sensation :ablobcatpopcorn: Thanks to @dev for sharing :ablobcathappypaws: #goose #value #eggs #softbank #ppt
EssAeEmAesop's fable of the goose who laid golden eggs is a cautionary tale against greed and impatience. Unsatisfied with only receiving one gold egg a day, its owner cut the goose open hoping to get all its eggs at once only to destroy his irreplaceable source of wealth. #WyrdWednesday
🎨: Milo Winter
#FairyTale #AesopsFables #Goose #GoldenEggs #Fable #MiloWinter
GENKIこの早口言葉、つい、これを思い出して、また見てしまう… 
#GoldenEggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sng0fC17TkE&pp=ygUb44K044O844Or44OH44Oz44Ko44OD44Kw44K5
