LRRR 
WHAT THE FUCK.
I MEAN.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
WHAT ABOUT #LRRR2024 ? WHAT ABOUT #GIANTLASER ? WHAT ABOUT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
LOOK, I NEED TO BUILD THIS GIANT LASER TO BLOW UP THE MOON AND ALSO GLIESE-581C, AND PLUTONIUM AIN'T CHEAP. I NEED $2 TRILLION TO GET STARTED. MAKE ALL MILITARY APPROPRIATIONS BILLS PAYABLE TO LRRR, RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. DO YOUR PART, AND I'LL DO MINE.
# MUTUALAID #GIANTLASER
BAD THINGS ARE GUARANTEED TO HAPPEN. BUT I AM ELECTED, I PROMISE THAT THE BAD THINGS WILL BE GENUINELY AMAZING. #LRRR2024 #GIANTLASER