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DID I TELL YOU SO OR DID I MOTHERFUCKING TELL YOU SO? #LRRR2024
SADLY, AMERICA HAS SPOKEN. BUT THE GAMMA QUADRANT WILL RISE AGAIN! #LRRR2024
IF I DON'T WIN THIS ELECTION, I AM PROBABLY NEVER GOING TO GET MY T-SHIRT CANNON BACK FROM THE SECRET SERVICE. #LRRR2024
HEY, REAL TALK: I KNOW MOST OF YOU LOOK UP TO ME AS A MIX BETWEEN BENEVOLENT FATHER FIGURE, GOD OF WAR AND SHITPOSTING, AND CANNIBAL SPACE MENACE, BUT THERE IS A REAL POSSIBILITY THAT I WILL NOT WIN THE ELECTION.
OH FUCK I FORGOT I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!! DEATH TO ALL HUMANS! EXCEPT YOU, PROBABLY. #LRRR2024
I'LL HAVE MY OWN ELECTION! WITH HOOKERS! AND BLACKJACK! #LRRR2024
RELYING ON VIBES AND WORD OF MOUTH HAS NOT PROPELLED MY CAMPAIGN VERY FAR. #LRRR2024
IF I AM NOT ELECTED GOD-KING PLENIPOTENTIARY OF EARTH, CIVILIZATION MIGHT BE ABLE TO PERSIST. DON'T YOU WANNA SEE HOW IT ALL ENDS? #LRRR2024
I KNOW, I KNOW. "HE'S A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY." "I HEARD HE KICKED A BABY." "EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS UNSETTLING." THESE ARE MY BEST FEATURES! #LRRR2024
Josh