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SPICE? THE DEVIL'S SEASONING? NO THANKS. I PREFER MY MIND CLOSED AND MY FUTURE OPAQUE.
MY FRIEND'S COUSIN KNEW A GUY WHO ATE A BUNCH OF SPICE AND TURNED INTO A GIANT WORM.
Deus Ex MacGuffin 
The Spice must flow! Have the Omicronians had any dealings with the clans of Arrakis? How do you get on with House Atreides?
@DXMacGuffin WE'RE NOT INVITED TO ANYTHING INVOLVING THE EMPIRE BECAUSE WE USE COMPUTERS INSTEAD OF WOO-WOO SPACE MAGIC. WE ALSO SENT A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF LIVESTOCK HAVING SEX, CAPTIONED "THIS YOU?" TO ALL THE GREAT HOUSES, AND THEY BLOCKED US ACROSS ALL CHANNELS. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE AUDACITY?
Summer@LRRRonEarth @DXMacGuffin I heard the Citadel of Ricks is still waiting on your response to their fart-in-a-jar.