Fucked-up Family and Pure-Hearted Naive Girlfriend make the Perfect Match 🐢

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Wenn man durch einen Nachlass plötzlich wieder mit dem Sparkassen-Online-Banking konfrontiert wird, und man sich fragt, in welchem finsteren Jahrhundert diese Bude eigentlich stehen geblieben ist.

#Sparkasse #fuckup

lol i was injectin estrogen & hit some kinda artery or some shit; there's blood EVERYWHERE

literally my 2nd time ever injecting myself!

fuckin UGH

#hrt #transgender #fuckup

https://youtu.be/DNWxM6hciBc

Note: no "AI" / LLM was used in the production of this document. You can be confident that each grammar or spelling mistake, logic error, or counterfactual assertion in it is an organic, artisanally-produced fuckup personally made by me, especially for you.

#disclaimer #NoLLM #DocumentTemplate #template #document #AI #LLM #NoAI #mistake #error #fuckup

A quick and easy way to fuck up the day is to notice that you forgot to commit the vital code changes you made last night and the machine they are on is 50km away, at home.

#monday #git #fuckup

Oh no, this again!

In any case, it accepted a single "M" as first name :D

#i18n #fuckup