A brief study on turning an important public service into a guaranteed billion-dollar for-profit private industry. No patents have yet been filed, so if you beat me too it, well, you’re welcome.
https://thofk.substack.com/p/imagine-youre-a-human-being
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Imagine You’re a Human Being and You Have to Poop.
If you have trouble imagining this, please let me know. Because I have a few questions, and I’d like to talk.
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How Do You Know When Ol’ Great-Auntie Effie Is Dead?
A necromancer's expert view of that fuzzy border between life and death and the esoteric flows of … cold hard cash?
https://thofk.substack.com/p/how-do-you-know
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How Do You Know When Ol’ Great-Auntie Effie Is Dead?
A necromancer's expert view of that fuzzy border between life and death and the esoteric flows of … cold hard cash?
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To Be Clear
To be clear, I was going to be part of the opposition party regardless. I expect you'll also find that to be a good idea.
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One out of Eight
A machine designed to kill people who theoretically "need killin'" kills one bystander for every seven who -possibly- deserved it. How is this justifiable?
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The Pigeon Dance
How do you make it all work for you when you don't actually know what makes it tick? Also, check on your friends.
The House of Forbidden KnowledgeYou'd think some things wouldn't need explaining, but sometimes they do because they're so quotidian and ubiquitous that they've turned completely invisible.
https://thofk.substack.com/p/imma-just-take-this
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The Mysterious Origins of “I’mma Just Take This” Crime
The stuff people need in order to live isn't exactly scarce. It's just that somehow it's all already 100% owned, and not by the people who need it to live. But also some people are assholes.
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About the Clog in the Pipeline
It's time for a "Fair Trade"-style revolution in the writing industry to get around the bottlenecks of middlemen and monopolized distribution channels. Are you ready to help?
The House of Forbidden KnowledgeRandomly, on the order of every hour or two, a timer goes off. When the alarm sounds, you have to stop and explain what you were doing to your visiting alien friend in enough detail that they, with zero context, will understand.
Is it even possible?
https://thofk.substack.com/p/my-alien-visitor
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My Alien Visitor
Everyone who guessed that I have to make periodic detailed reports about you guys to my alien masters, raise your hand.
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Adobe Assholery Explained
Is Adobe's ¢reative $uite/¢loud actually claiming ownership of all the stuff you create with their tools? If so, what can you do about it?
The House of Forbidden KnowledgeIt's the new moon, so it's time for the new moonthly study guide from The House of Forbidden Knowledge. This past lunar month gave us lovely previews from the Bottled Spirits textbook. Can't risk falling behind!
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https://thofk.substack.com/p/monthly-study-guide-june-2024

Monthly Study Guide - June, 2024
New to the academy? We're well aware how confusing it can be. Every month we'll post a study guide to make sure you don't miss a thing! After all, you know the penalty for failing out. Don't risk it!
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