"Swat me like one of your French flies!"

I've just got some fly swatters. They were so cheap that I got a few. I figured I'd set one aside in case a sub wants me to use it on them. 😏

#BDSM #FlySwatter

Sparks flashed like heat lighting across the surface of my weapon, and the air filled with the smell of burning and electrical discharge. Within moments the ground around me was littered with dozens of tiny lifeless corpses.

#thor #mjolnir #mosquito #flyswatter

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All God's Creatures

Mrs. F just brought this home.

The flies in the house now have their notice.

The gloves are off.

#FlySwatter #flies

Three Steps Out by Flyswatter on Apple Music

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SPLAT: Lifelong friendship lands world's largest fly swatter collection in Kalamazoo

SPLAT: The Buzz about Fly Swatters, showing until January 7, 2024, at the Kalamazoo Valley Museum, features 1,250 unusual swatters. Learn more here!

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Gas-Powered Fly Swatter Slightly Over-Engineered

Any good flyswatter ought to be able to break through a hefty piece of wood. At least, that is how [Finn] explains the design philosophy behind this enormous, overpowered flyswatter. Although we do…

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A pro tip on the use of a flyswatter. Remember Wayne:

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

Don't hesitate. Don't aim. Just pull the trigger.

#Flyswatter #Gretsky

A big THANK YOU to whomever in my household left the door open for too long when letting the dogs in. I've got at least 5 house flies flying around the living room at the moment. #FlySwatter