"Swat me like one of your French flies!"
I've just got some fly swatters. They were so cheap that I got a few. I figured I'd set one aside in case a sub wants me to use it on them. 😏
"Swat me like one of your French flies!"
I've just got some fly swatters. They were so cheap that I got a few. I figured I'd set one aside in case a sub wants me to use it on them. 😏
Sparks flashed like heat lighting across the surface of my weapon, and the air filled with the smell of burning and electrical discharge. Within moments the ground around me was littered with dozens of tiny lifeless corpses.
Mrs. F just brought this home.
The flies in the house now have their notice.
The gloves are off.
“Hey Siri. Play Three Steps Out by Flyswatter.”
#Nite #HomePod #Music #Flyswatter
Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/three-steps-out/1742837323?i=1742837421
Hey, I wrote this. The only #flyswatter exhibit in the world, from the #Netherlands, is in #Kalamazoo now.
A pro tip on the use of a flyswatter. Remember Wayne:
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
Don't hesitate. Don't aim. Just pull the trigger.