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The reality is that I don't give a f*ck about about women rights or feminism, ( despite of the movie ) I've alway been a fuck*ii bitch who adapt pretty well to whatever social standards of the moment . I actually miss my beginnings, when I was a gag gift for adults in a right-wing tabloid called Bild in Germany... Btw, my name was always Lilli xx.
"Barbie"
SUPERMAN: To help out, I tried fact-checking during the 2020 presidential debate. I even got Lois, the Flash and that "Lying Cat" from "Saga" to help out. (*Sighs*) Flash and I ended up crashing Snopes from super-speed hitting the "reload" button; Lois rage-posted *something* on social media and got banned; and we had to take the Lying Cat to the vet for exhaustion.
BATMAN: Yes, I do donate plenty to charity to help Gotham. But contrary to the Fox News crowd, you need strong government programs to help, too! Speaking of which, the previous president belonged in Arkham, not the White House! What kind of person views Clark Kent as an "enemy of the people" for doing his reporting job?! (*Sees camera start to pan away*) Wait, don't cut me off--- (*cuts to a DC Comics "technical difficulties" test pattern*)
LISA SIMPSON: Springfield's in a fictional west coast state that's a cross between Oregon, where our show's creator Matt Groening grew up, and California, because... self-centered-on-California Hollywood writers. All the other stuff not on the west coast is just for a gag or to "confuse" viewers.
I originally got my powers from Earth's lesser gravity versus Krypton's. The "yellow sun radiation" thing came along just because it was the superhero craze back in the 60s. Everyone was doing the "radiation = powers" thing---Hulk, Spider-Man... --Superman
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"Afterword:
"It was only after Mr Frodo and Gandalf went off to the Grey Havens and I would sit on my porch alone in the evening that I realise what a manipulative old bastard that Mr Gandalf was.
"It's clear to me now that he had no conviction at all that their plan would work, and they sent four sheltered young hobbits to destroy a two millennia artefact of unspeakable power so that if old Glowing Eye won Gandalf could say he had nothing to do with it and just slip into some government job after the dust settled.
"He slew a Balrog in single combat but four teenage hobbits are your best option to do the job? Pull the other one, mate. We were fools to ever believe a word he said.
"He ruined Mr Frodo's life and left us to pick up the pieces. Not one night did old wise Mr Gandalf ever have to talk Mr Frodo down from the brink or comfort me after another nightmare of a black riders on giant spiders devouring Hobbiton.
"No wonder everywhere he went the people hated him. I wish we'd never met him and he'd plagued the doorstep of the Breelanders instead. Good riddance, I hope the Grey Haveners don't believe a word of his stories."
"At absolutely no point did anyone question why God let me do all that stuff to Job. All the sons of God are there, and he says, 'Go on, go test him' and absolutely nobody steps in and says 'Hey, Pops, why are you doing this to your most faithful servant?' or 'Maybe that's a really shitty thing to do?'
"I'm not defending my behaviour, I did what I did. But you need to realise that God was an enabler, and everyone else was a spineless yes-man. And it's not the first time. He sent Abraham up that mountain with a very clear order, only to tell him to put the knife away at the last moment. How do you think Job or Isaac felt after those episodes? You think riches and old age cover that trauma? I know men's souls. They don't. Multigenerational PTSD. Sure, I tortured Job, but it was God who ordered the hit, and nobody else stood in my way. And if I'm going down I'm naming names."
- Satan.
I never liked phrases. Effing Phrases. Clauses weren't too bad, but the phrases were just unbearable.
It's really a huge pain in the ass getting fingernails done and haircuts.
- Superman
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