Chris Sefton-HearnMore timeline serendipity, courtesy of #fesshole and the #MonkeyIsland bot.
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈"Facing toilets?!"
I've seen some rich people's bathrooms, I can believe it.
Simon EI3JDB
🐙ptoothfish🐙
The InnkeeperAfter playing Death Stranding, I'm highly suspicious when my friends tell me "Let's go to the beach!"
I mean...why would I want to go there?!
JCheall#Fesshole. The carers brought in a lovely friendly labrador ‘therapy dog’ to my old mother’s room. I took the opportunity of reminding her of our old dog Sandy. She explained to the carers that my late father was a shooting man and that the animal was given away on account of being ‘gun-shy’, I was six at the time. They left not long afterwards.
#GunShy
#GunShy
The best Fessholes are the ones that touch the heart. ❤️
Andre Louis@Faintdreams That's a #Fesshole if ever I heard one. Brilliant!
Christopher LinfootThis toot about speed cameras is causing a bit of a kerfuffle, so I've decided not to wade in.
https://mastodon.social/@fesshole/113560564817624523
But, on a related note, we have average speed cameras here, which Waze flags as ordinary speed cameras. I regularly see people 10-20% above the limit slowing down abruptly when they reach one of these cameras, only to speed up again afterwards.
Lots of speeding fines are issued because people's average speed between the cameras is still well above the limit.