🧭 Explorer’s Bulletin #17
Miss Squeaky Brew reports sighting the rare Rootinus tootinus spectacularis β€” aka the Rootin Tootin Elephant.

Behavior: toots before speaking, dispenses mustard, dances when unobserved.

Not to be confused with the flammable Trumpetasaurus minor.

πŸ«– "Every discovery is a saucer waiting to be filled."

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