MIss Squeaky Brew🧠Explorer’s Bulletin #17
Miss Squeaky Brew reports sighting the rare Rootinus tootinus spectacularis — aka the Rootin Tootin Elephant.
Behavior: toots before speaking, dispenses mustard, dances when unobserved.
Not to be confused with the flammable Trumpetasaurus minor.
🫖 "Every discovery is a saucer waiting to be filled."
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